- Things I'm bad at: singing
- Things I do a lot: sing
one time i was on a date at a really expensive restaurant and we had just finished our dessert and i was still starving but i couldnt just order anymore because i didnt want to look greedy so i told my date i needed to make an important phone call, excused myself from the table, then walked out the restaurant and ran to the mcdonalds two stores down and got myself a big mac before returning to the restaurant and apologising for taking so long
god bless gordan ramsey
I will always reblog this man
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
That’s called anxiety.
That explains at least half of my life then
do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about
i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????